Penguin papers

(Picture from Spiegel online)

When you see a man with penguins, what do you do? Call the police obviously. Only in Germany would someone be carrying the necessary papers for their penguins, whilst frolicking in a lake. Mostly I am delighted that one can take penguins out for R&R. When I'm a billionaire and can afford my Penguin wonderland, I shall take my penguins on many lovely trips to cooling lakes. And they'll be much better behaved than disgusterous jumpy dogs.