The Oktoberfest statistics are in! Just the 759 "beer corpses" and three drink related deaths over a 2 week period. Best of course is the 700 id cards and passports, fishing rod, toaster, 3 crutches, miniature pinscher, 18 children and a milk tooth that were lost (the children alone were reclaimed and I reckon the tooth fairy can get into the Munich lost-and-found). And I assume we are all very relieved that the traditional set of dentures has been reported missing. Why don't we get stats releases after big events in the UK? I personally demand to know how many tonnes of fish and chips were sold in blackpool on a given bank holiday weekend. I also want to know the number of Carling carcusses found after any given music festival.
Thursday, 8 October 2009
Oktoberfest statistics
The Oktoberfest statistics are in! Just the 759 "beer corpses" and three drink related deaths over a 2 week period. Best of course is the 700 id cards and passports, fishing rod, toaster, 3 crutches, miniature pinscher, 18 children and a milk tooth that were lost (the children alone were reclaimed and I reckon the tooth fairy can get into the Munich lost-and-found). And I assume we are all very relieved that the traditional set of dentures has been reported missing. Why don't we get stats releases after big events in the UK? I personally demand to know how many tonnes of fish and chips were sold in blackpool on a given bank holiday weekend. I also want to know the number of Carling carcusses found after any given music festival.
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