A certain kind of moth is attacking conker trees in Germany, needless to say I am very concerned that these little b*stards might make it over the channel. I shall be writing a strongly worded letter to the border agency on the subject of searching people for chestnut leaves and conkers. I myself am distraught that I might have brought some to the UK when I moved back here.
On a side note, is drinking under a conker tree a good idea, or are the Germans normally inside before the splendiferous seeds start dropping?
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No self-respecting German would let the risk of serious head injury put them off their pils.
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